Griselda Hyrule

hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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bagmilk:

dew u wernna baild a snewmon

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we-arelike-young-volcanoes:

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

Kids are fucking insane I want one

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happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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